Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in randy_the_gnome's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
10:05 pm	OK Peeps lets make this good. Today was unworthy of not;a paradoxical fact as that makes it standout in my rather weird life where things feel keep turning for the sheer unadulterated hell of it.Note apologies for the last update which made no sense.Today comprised of homework school and sleep.I have started on my higher music inventing and if i may say so I think it rocks to the nth degree.The plan is to have a theme and variations form where the inspiration for each variation comes from various friends.True it's not the most original of ideas but the last guy to make it famously died ages ago and lived quite far away.So far I have a melody and a baseline for the theme.Even Mason likes what I have so far so mnah.Sorry for my intellectually snobbish ramblings but there things and words that cannot be left undone or unsaid for another day.Was most mortally insulted today when Andrew said that he didn't hate me after saying that he hated Anderson for being one of Richard's best friends.So Richy if you read this we have to talk!!!Or not I don't really care.Your bro talks cponsiderable crap anyway. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 29th, 2004
10:39 pm	Shock for Daily Mail type ragamuffins as IDS turns out to be STD Was delighted to discover in todays press that Boris Johnson(the greatest man never to have led the Conservatives,one assumes that simply must change as they are running out of people to try,rumour has it I myself will be standing after Michael Howard is forced out in a retaliatory coup backed by the leader of Equitorial Giunea-please be aware that Euan for Leader badges are available on demand)is behind an attempt to oust the Infidel Osama bin Blair from his downing Street cave.At this point a Taliban linked pun would be good.However the best this young satirist can come up with is Talibrown and that is simply mince. Anyhoo I'm seriously bored which is why I am updating this scrapheap that noone ever reads which is a shame becuase it's Pullitzer Prize winning credibility is beyond doubt.Weekend was loverly.Took Daryn to see football where the poor fool left early and missed 4 goals which unfortunately took the gay faggot scum to a 3-2 victory.That's really it.In short too much drivel and not enough excitement. Actually I did this quiz which strangely represents many of my stereotypes.But not all. Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite LJ Username Favorite animal You invite over... They bring... You talk about... You end up... ordering take out Quiz created with MemeGen! (Comment on this)
10:30 pm	Shock for Daily Mail type ragamuffins as IDS turns out to be STD Was delighted to discover in todays press that Boris Johnson(the greatest man never to have led the Conservatives,one assumes that simply must change as they are running out of people to try,rumour has it I myself will be standing after Michael Howard is forced out in a retaliatory coup backed by the leader of Equitorial Giunea-please be aware that Euan for Leader badges are available on demand)is behind an attempt to oust the Infidel Osama bin Blair from his downing Street cave.At this point a Taliban linked pun would be good.However the best this young satirist can come up with is Talibrown and that is simply mince. Anyhoo I'm seriously bored which is why I am updating this scrapheap that noone ever reads which is a shame becuase it's Pullitzer Prize winning credibility is beyond doubt.Weekend was loverly.Took Daryn to see football where the poor fool left early and missed 4 goals which unfortunately took the gay faggot scum to a 3-2 victory.That's really it.In short too much drivel and not enough excitement. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
11:26 pm	HAIR IS UNDYED. Hi,me again.And in a continuing theme of repetiveness I will soon be buggering off up north(prizes for spotting tautology).Anyhoo I depart tomorrow.So screw you all you ungrateful shower of mutated inbredular hippies.Put that in cos by the next time you see me you will have forgotten all about it.Not that this is ever read by anyone except my busty secretary and since she is only imaginary then the dolphins can sleep soundly tonight.No sense I know but my journal my rules.In my absence I will be swimming between the islands of Seil and Luing for charity.Once again volunteer stuff. Also I woulike to categorically deny that I have had my hair in anyway dyed and stress that any blondish highlights are natural,honest. (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 31st, 2004
10:03 pm	We all love Wendy but I hate the mug In my recent bout of being charitable I have just returned from some volunteer charity work.Yuhuh you heard,volunteer,didn't have to do it but I did anyway.Am I not great.Basically I went to a beautiful remote island which had weather worthy of a very sunny place.Throughout the week I hit stuff with big tools and burned stuff.MAN I LOVE CONSERVATION.It was a very macho affair and your's truly almost broke his nose wrestling with a big nasty guy from Arbroath.Nothing like blood gushing from face to make u feel like a man.Nothing like a large bruise to make you feel like a prick. Also I advise you all to visit Wendy's tearoom.It is fantastic.If you go to Canna however be sure to avoid the mug that says dad on it cos nicknames can stick. Was shocked and appalled to read my so called friends' lj not mention me even slightly.If someone feels like updating me on the camping trip then that would be nice.Also unlucky Emma about your expedition being rained off,ironically Canna was in a serious drought state. In summary,Wendy=great,mug= evil,Canna =dry. (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 22nd, 2004
10:48 pm	Woe is me for I cannot sleep yet neither do my heavy eyes let me waken.Henceforth posting shall continue in ye annoying olde speake.Or not,answers on a postcard.Preferably one that is bigger than my letterbox to pevent any necessity of having to read it. SUPRAMAN OVER AND OUT,apologies to joseph heller (Comment on this)
9:48 pm	Thorny roses in the garden of musings. As people who know me will be aware holidays have cruelly blighted my ability to update this two bit attempt at humour.But haha I'm here so get it right up you,yes you. Today has proved extremely fruitful,a loverly d of e hike went nicely with the weather that made it happen.So the Glen Orchy area was unceremoniusly assualted by the absurd singing of the superbly sexy hazel Morisson and Angela Reid and then of course me.To all out there I will unashamedly admit that Hit me baby one more time was sung.Hell if Travis can do it why can't I?Anyhoo to put a cap on it we were great. Life indeed goes on as the cliche goes.Daryn at this point shall tut the use of a cliche.However cliches are cliched for the fact that they are really good,with the exception of sick as a parrot which sucks.But I digress.The point of this rambled secion of the ramble is that come saturday I must go north to build walls for the national trust.I expect to be sorely missed so all you start missing sorely for I am Supraman. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 17th, 2004
12:39 am	First post It's 12.40 am and tangible can hardly be used to describe the excitement awaiting this first post.I mean like guys gimme a break,what the hell do you expect from me.I'm bloody well knackered.Got back from France in early morning,then went to sleep.Day was spent being incredibly lazy but I like to think I've earned it.Going to Canna next week to build walls-so I need rest.Ever think of that one.Should probably invent something to spice this journal up.Twas good to chat to friends on msn,and before some wise arse(daryn) says anything no that was not invented to spice this journal up.I solemly swear to be more interesting in futre.Going up north tomorow as well,for party. (2 Comments |Comment on this)